LOST VERSES FROM THE GOSPEL OF THE PROPHET NEBUCHADGAZZA UPON DIVERS MATTERS REPORTED ON THE LINCOLNSHIRE ECHO WEBSITE, BEING COMMENTS UPON THE ARTICLES THEREIN, PERTAINING TO ETHICAL TOPICS ...WHICH VERSES DEMATERIALIZED THEREFROM IN AN EXTRAORDINARY MANNER!!

I.  UPON AN ARTICLE CONCERNING LINCOLNSHIRE TRADING STANDARDS' REDISTIBUTION OF COUNTERFEIT FASHIONWEAR SEIZED AT CAR BOOT SALES TO A LOCAL CHRISTIAN CHARITY

I have coveted no man's silver, or gold, or apparel. --- Landfill Tax Acts 19:96

And, behold, a certain intellectual property lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? --- Luke Clothing 10:25 

Then he went in, and stood beside the wheels. --- Ezekiel Luke Out 10:6 

Thou shalt not steal unless you are Trading Standards --- Heafield 6:30 

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of acrylic and rayon together. --- Deuteronomylittlepony 63:2 

Wherefore art thou red in thine Liverpool apparel, and thy garments like him that treadeth in the winefat? --- Hemswell 63:2 

Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry. Except if he be Asian and be not a happy clapper --- Trademarks 6:30 

And the seven nomads came out of the temple, having the seven plagues, clothed in pure and white viscose, and having their breasts girded with golden logos. --- Revels (past sell-by date) 15:6 

Their land also is full of silver and gold, neither is there any end for our treasurers; their land is also full of horses, neither is there any end of their chariots. --- Gypsies 2:7 

II.  UPON THE EXCEEDINGLY GREAT NEUROLOGICAL DEFICITS OF THE INHABITANTS OF LINDUM COLONIA, AND THE GNASHING OF FLUORIDATED TEETH

And in their wailing they shall take up a lamentation for thee, and lament over thee, saying, What city is fluoridated like Lindum Colonia, like the destroyed in the midst of the sea? When thy phosphate rock went forth out of the seas, thou filledst many people; thou didst enrich the kings of the earth with the multitude of thy superphosphates and of thy merchandise. In the time when thou shalt be broken by the seas in the depths of the waters thy merchandise and all thy agrocompany in the midst of thee shall fall. All the inhabitants of the isles shall be astonished at thee, and their kings shall be sore afraid, they shall be troubled in their countenance. The merchants among the people shall hiss at thee; thou shalt be a terror, and never shalt be any more. --- Book of Sexy No! No! No! 12:34

In the end it bites like a snake, and poisons like a viper. --- Brewers 10:30

"Be on your guard against men; they will hand you over to the local councils and flog you in their synagogues." --- Litigants 1:99

III.  UPON PROPHECIES OF A DELUGE OF EFFLUVIA FROM THE  NOCTON SUPERDAIRY

"Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement." --- Censors 55:3